Saturday, April 8, 1995

Crude Oil & Careless Love

Apr. 28, 1995
    Hello there. This is Paranoid Alien Radio, broadcasting on 1519 killing hurts. This is Radio Free Earth questioning your fundamental ambivalence. What do we witness when we look at your chemical base? Why do we see Crude Oil everywhere? It not only powers your engines; it also has crept into the food that you eat. We can observe that some of you are even injecting Crude Oil directly into your elbow veins.
    We who are Paranoid Aliens believe that your choice of a chemical base has been a matter of careless love. Denial always leads to promiscuity, since when a couple is in denial, they will do things to each other that will make it impossible to ever really wish each other well again. We Paranoid Aliens would rather favor the witch, who admits she shall never be faithful, and is therefore capable of atoning for the cruelties her infidelity inflicts.
    Perhaps the terrible grim truth that is concealed beneath the myths that are the pillars of your economic systems, is that the world has been created by those warriors and the man-choosers who have lived their lives upon the ragged edges of the dream. If they are patient with the desperate women who try to seduce them just far enough to get some favor, the heroes of your own age shall win the hearts of those Valkyries of higher realms who are called Houris.
    We who are Paranoid Aliens watch the way that men and women dance upon your planet. And we cannot help but wondering: why should there be so much intimate violence? It is one thing to say, enough: I shall no longer feed you if you threaten to bite off my arm. It is quite another to torture your lover to death, because you interpret her weariness as a sign that she has willingly betrayed.
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