The Alternative Current

 Good Morning. Welcome to the Paranoid Alien Radio Hour. This is Paranoid Alien Radio, broadcasting out of Roswell New Mexico on 1519 Killing Hurts. Is there an immigration lawyer in the house? All of our little green aliens from the outer limits are getting paranoid. Maybe it’s all on account of some chemical the agribusinesses sprayed on the lettuce.

We just want to let you know, there’s something going on out there that only the big almond eyes of the paranoid aliens can see. For one thing, we want you to know that your tax dollars have been supporting the best wrecking contractors money can buy. Bang bang Shamballah!

Oh oh! There goes Hialeah, New Orleans, Mobile, Alabama, Biloxi, Tallahassee, and other cities of the Aztec Gulf flood plain. Gone, gone, gone with the dreams of the ancient Atlantis which was supposedly lost under the Atlantic Sea.

Good morning. This is Paranoid Alien Radio, waking you up so that you can realize, that the coyotes really are howling over the remains of what used to be Western Civilization. Hello. This is Paranoid Alien Radio, trying to tell you that if you do not find the Green Tree of Peace, the ecologically sustainable garden of grace & mercy, lots of people are going to find that they have had to surrender it all to the Revolution.